Brothers fight with imaginary football team scores…so mature.

Bald Mambas (Matt) smashed his older brother in what can only be described as low budget soft core jew porn. This is a bitter sweet victory considering CMC (25.80) took a hit low causing a high ankle sprain and putting him on the bench for the next 4-6 weeks per Adam Schefter. Russell Wilson (63.42) puts haters on the block with another big game, showing people he deserves an MVP vote for once. Mike Gesicki (27.00) paid out in a big way to his believers and helped Bald Mambas pull out a win. The real dagger came on Sunday night and Brandon’s chest. Julian Edelman (26.90) cam up big by outscoring the NE D/ST on Kevin’s Famous Chili. The priority next week for the Bald Mambas in to find a RB to make up for the lost production of CMC which will be difficult with the high scoring W and the upcoming waiver wire order.

Line-Up Grade: A

Kevin’s Famous Chili (Matt) took the L in a close matchup this week. Brandon failed to maintain big brother status this weekend when his little brother embarrassed him. KFC made a bold move by playing 4 players in the Thursday night Ohio bowl. Joe Burrow (64.54) attempted 61 passes and showed why he was the 1st pick in the draft. Hunt(24.10) OBJ (21.40) and Mixon (12.60) round out that Thursday night risk which paid off….until Sunday. Mostert (23.70) had an 80 yard td before hurting his knee, and will now potentially miss time. KFC won’t lose to many more games if he keeps putting up these numbers. Brandon should get his first win of the season with his bye week against FlyEaglesFly.

Line-Up Grade: A-