2020 FFL Week 1 Recaps

Game 7

Recap by: Jake

KFC sentenced to 10 years for rape

Kevin’s Famous Chili (Brandon) finally gets his shit together. David decided to take the week off allowing KFC to pull out his first win of the year. Brandon woke up this morning like a 18 year old girl who lost her virginity to her college boyfriend, excited and joyful but doesn’t know yet that it won’t last. Joe Mixon (42.10), OBJ (42.40), and Kittle (40.10) all took the honors of most productive at their prospective positions. The rest of KFC performed as expected which rounded out the biggest point total of the week. Jerry Jeudy (18.10) is turning out to be a great rookie pick up as he increases his role in a battered Denver receiving core. Next week Brandon will get his STD test back and fall back to reality when he is destroyed by the number one team You Fant Touch This.

Line-Up Grade: A++

The Dirty Birdies 🏆 (David) had the worst week in fantasy that even Mathew Berry has seen. If this line up was donated to the Salvation Army they would charge David for the tax write off. This shit was just fucking sad. Matt Ryan (40.40) looked like a beat up lesbian who just found out she was allergic to vagina. Josh Jacobs (10.30) was stuffed by the buffalo defense and Marvin Jones (1.90) had 2 whole targets and looked ineffective in Kenny Gs second game for Detroit. Next week will be the battle of the shit birds as David takes on the garbage ass 2-2 Flyeaglesfly and should add more to the depression filled shit stain we call 2020.

Line-Up Grade: F