⚠️Commissioner Message⚠️
Week 9 is complete and by the time you read this, Week 10 might have started. The playoff picture is starting to get tight. The 6-11 seeds are all 4-5, and the last two seeds are only one game out. Something HAS to give, right? Only 8 teams make the playoffs. As far as the top teams are concerned, it’s tight there too. Maholmes is still in first, but now it’s a solo lead as the mighty Tim finally loses a game.
I’ve added a new category called ‘playoff picture’, and it’s pretty self fucking explanative. Sorry for the language, but I am writing this as I swing a miss on getting a PS5. GOT DAMN IT!!!! On to week 10.
-The Commish
Standings
Playoff Picture
1. Maholmes
vs
8. You Fant Touch This
2. Bald Mambas
vs
7. LJ Will Lead the Way
3. Ruggs Burns
vs
6. All of a Sutton
4. Fresh Prince of Helaire
vs
5. Murdermarx
Team Performances
Most Points
All of a Sutton
204.08
Fewest Points
Team kmike7
99.76
Win Streak
Bald Mambas
3
Week 9 MVP
⭐Patrick Mahomes⭐
70.48 pts
37% of total points
Top Performers
*Benched ^Free Agent
| Player | Points | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Josh Allen* | 75.0 |
| 2 | Patrick Mahomes | 70.5 |
| 3 | Teddy Bridgewater | 68.3 |
| 4 | Kyler Murray | 65.9 |
| 5 | Aaron Rodgers | 65.9 |
RB
Dalvin Cook
45.2
All of a Sutton
WR
Richie James
39.4
FREE AGENT
TE
Travis Kelce
26.9
Maholmes
DEF
Titans
24
YFTT
K
G. Zuerlein
15
FREE AGENT^
IDP
Eric Wilson
17.8
FREE AGENT^
Recaps
This week, I am writing quick recaps because I am tired, PS5-less, and not drunk enough.
Ruggs Burns – 163.20
Kevin’s Famous Chili -131.89
Victor improves to 6-3 after beating Brandon (me) pretty easily. After Aaron Rodgers and DeVante Adams performances against SF on TNF, it was a wrap for Victor.
Maholmes – 189.98
Flyeaglesfly – 99.76
Aleks improves to a league-best 7-2 after beating Dboy, who barely put up anough points to warrant this sentence. The Mahomes/Kelce combo would have only lost to Dboy by a couple points, and Tom Brady made sure Dboy would lose.
All of a Sutton – 204.08
Dunderball – 169.15
Roy wins his 3rd game in a row and improves to 4-5, good enough for a potential playoff spot. Micah put up decent numbers and Teddy 2-Gloves balled out, but there was too much Dalvin Cook to overcome. Roy started Rivers, probably for the last time.
You Fant Touch This – 187.87
Fresh Prince of Helaire – 158.08
Tim wins aga– wait a minute! Jake won?! Wow! 2020, the year of miracles. Jake was able to finally get a win without Dak as he used a big day from Drew Lock, the blackest-white QB in the league. Tim put up modest numbers, but his win-streak is stopped at 6!
LJ Will Lead the Way – 162.30
Murdermarx – 142.94
Rell wins his 2nd in a row and stops Marcos rise towards the top of the AFC. Lamar is still struggling and Robert Woods was in (BYE), but Rell managed to win the game. Justin Herbert continues to impress for Marcos, what a great find.
Famou$ Nobody$ – 177.14
The Dirty Birties – 149.76
Mike’s first win comes against the reigning champion. After having a shit-performance last week, Mike’s team woke up and showed up. Deshaun Watson led the way and he had some help from surprise candidate Jacoby Meyers. Matty Ice played pretty well for David, but the rest of his team didn’t.
Bald Mambas – 199.35
Winging It All 2020 – 180.28
Matt goes against all odds and improves his team to 6-3 after beating Joey, who has essentially given up. Despite having a plus-minus of -47, Matt is now in 1st place by a couple of games in his division, and McCaffrey is back. Things are lookin up!
RosenthalSports.com 