⚠️Commissioner Message⚠️
Ahh, Week 10. Double digits. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that the NFL would make it this far, considering their plan for COVID was not really public. But here we are! We made it to Week 10! By the time some of you read this, it will be Week 11. The march to the playoff is well underway and it’s a tight race. It’s also a tight race between me and Mike for last place, so keep your eye on that one too!
I hope everyone stays safe! Can’t wait see you all in person!
-The Commish
Standings
Playoff Picture
First Round
1. Maholmes (8-2)
vs
8. The Dirty Birdies (5-5)
4. Murdermarx (6-4)
vs
5. Fresh Prince of Helaire (6-4)
2. Bald Mambas (6-4)
vs
7. You Fant Touch This (5-5)
3. Ruggs Burns (6-4)
vs
6. All of a Sutton (5-5)
Semi-Finals
Winner of 1 vs 8
vs
Winner of 4 vs 5
Winner of 2 vs 7
vs
Winner of 4 vs 5
🏆Championship🏆
TBD
vs
TBD
Team Performances
Most Points
Murdermarx
197.06
Fewest Points
Famou$ Nobody$
131.13
Win Streak
All of a Sutton & Maholmes
3
Week 10 MVP
⭐Tom Brady⭐
FLYEAGLESFLY

66.84 pts
41.7% of total points
Top Performers
*Benched ^Free Agent
| Player | Points | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tom Brady | 66.8 |
| 2 | Ben Roethlisberger* | 65.3 |
| 3 | Josh Allen | 61.4 |
| 4 | Matthew Stafford* | 56.0 |
| 5 | Kyler Murray | 55.9 |
The Perfect Line-Up
| Pos | Player | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady | 64.8 |
| RB1 | Josh Jacobs | 29.6 |
| RB2 | Nyheim Hines | 28.5 |
| WR1 | DeAndre Hopkins | 30.7 |
| WR2 | Marvin Jones | 23.6 |
| TE | Rob Gronkowski | 14.1 |
| FLX1 | Cole Beasley | 28.9 |
| FLX2 | Keelan Cole | 33.0 |
| IDP | JDemario Davis | 17.0 |
| K | Matt Prater | 16.0 |
| DEF | Rams | 25.0 |
Recaps
Match-Up #1 – Aleks vs Tim
Maholmes
8-2
134.28
Fresh Prince of Helaire
6-4
133.50
Difference: 0.78 points
Aleks was primed to lose this week with his Mahomes and Kelce on a bye forcing him to start baker mayfield in at QB and get 17 points. If it wasn’t for a late game 98 yard td by rojo, Aleks woulda been beat like a 1950s house wife. Tim couldn’t get shit done. Isn’t totally his fault since both starting RBs had to ride the pine and Michael Thomas continues to be a disaster for Tim.. Tim is a new story ever other week, losing by .78 points this time even though Roquan smith threw this team on his back Monday night with 14 tackles but was still short. In conclusion Aleks team name should be the meter maids. He complains so much even Walmart won’t take his returns.
Recap by: Jake
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
Ronald Jones Jr.
26.8 pts
Match-Up #2 – Dany vs Micah
Fly Eagles Fly
5-5
160.14
Dunderball
3-7
159.28
Difference: 0.86 points
Dboy survived a tight one not having his best wide out Tyreek Hill due to a bye because Brady played like he was 25 again. He should be happy he is in the playoff hunt, but the eagles still suck ass. No wonder he dropped their shit sipping defense. Wayne Gallman has turned out to be a little gem in the rough with 4 straight double digits games as the lead back. Micah was heavily favorited going in to this matchup but failed to deliver. At 4-6 his season is nearly lost so he gave up some talent for the future. The odds of him winning out and grabbing a playoff spot wasn’t good enough to turn down a deal. He secured Zeke Elliot who can be kept for a last round pick leaving him poised to have 2 stars next year in a deep league. Zeke still has a chance to perform well and doesn’t completely take him out of a chance to win some games and maybe even ruin someone else’s season:
Recap by: Jake
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
Tom Brady
66.8 pts
Match-Up #3 – Brandon vs Joey
Kevin’s Famous Chili
3-7
161.92
Winging it all 2020
4-6
164.64
Difference: 2.72 points
Brandon was such a bad manger this year they should replace him with a small Asian lady. At 3-7 the only thing he can hope for is that everyone pays there dues. Brandon has one job to do next year….don’t draft OBJ. This team has been ravaged by injuries but that’s not the only issue as Brandon continues to waste waiver wire priorities on trash replacement players on the 49ers. I don’t want to see him fallow in his brother Harrison’s footsteps by retiring after an awful and embarrassing decline…..it might be time to hang up the keyboard for this subpar manager. Joey on the other hand is going to need a therapist at the end of the season. He had a good team and fucking blew it like a 6 dollar hooker in downtown Bangkok. His wide receivers were so good but for some reason nothing could link up. I almost feel bad, then again fuck him and the cowboys. These two fuck ups should be motivated to start a support group for Rell, Dboy, Roy, and themselves because they not only fucking suck but their teams do too lol.
Recap by: Jake
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
DeAndre Hopkins
30.70 pts
Match-Up #4 – Jake vs Mike
Famou$ Nobody$
3-7
131.13
You Fant Touch This
5-5
135.58
Difference: 4.45 points
After thinking the losses would never end, Jake pulled a Stella and he got his groove back, and now sits at 5-5. Jake was carried by Diggs and Hines, who’s play is recent weeks has been surprising but fun to watch. I don’t know how many games will be won with a score of 130, but good shit. Jake now joins the pile of teams at 5-5. After taking over for Harrison, Mike has shown a pulse. He already as a win, and is damn close in these last 3 games … but bad teams do bad things. Mike’s QB Deshaun Watson is looking like Watson from Sherlock Holmes & AJ Green is just out there running routes. Even though Mike just got here, he is already looking ahead to 2021.
Recap by: Brandon
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
Nyheim Hines
28.50 pts
Match-Up #5 – Roy vs Rell
LJ Will Lead the Way
4-6
144.36
All of a sutton i’m hurt
5-5
156.32
Difference: 11.96 points
Don’t call it a comeback!! Roy is back at .500 after looking like the Sacramento Kings for most of the year. After being carried by Dalvin Cook, Roy used the popular trio of Philip Rivers, Rams defense and JD McKissic to win. Just like he planned. Rams defense outscored their projected total by 12 points and Roy won by 11.96. Rell fell back into the loss column but the good news is Lamar Jackson almost scored 50 points! The former league-MVP has had his fair share of struggles in 2020, which has clearly affected Rell’s team. It also didn’t help that Rell left his TE in on a bye. 🤦♂️ Who thinks that should result in money fines in 2021?
Recap by: Brandon
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
Rams Defense
25.00 pts
Match-Up #6 – David vs Victor
Ruggs Burns
6-4
167.15
The Dirty Birdies
5-5
189.06
Difference: 21.91 points
David crawls back to 5-5 and joins the pile! David had a great day all around from his team, including big days from Josh Jacobs, Marvin Jones, and DEANDRE FUCKING HOPKINS — who probably made the play of the season. Hell, even Daniel Jones didn’t suck. David is now in the hunt for a playoff spot as he continues is attempt to go back-to-back. Goomba takes an L but he is still in great position. Victor still sits at 6-4 and still has Aaron Rodgers. Derrick Henry didn’t play all that great, but I don’t expect that to continue. Still, Victor wants to see better production and more points, especially if he is thinking title.
Recap by: Brandon
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
DeAndre Hopkins
30.70 pts
Match-Up #7 – Marcos vs Matt
Murdermarx
6-4
197.06
Bald mambas
6-4
158.32
Difference: 38.74 points
Marcos stayed above .500 and almost reached the 200 point mark, scoring 197 for the most in Week 10. Marcos got Nick Chubb back finally and had a nice day from Josh Allen and a huge surprise from Keelan Cole in the flex! Nice come up! Marcos sits at the 5 seed currently and he is secretly one of the teams that has the depth to win the title. Matt takes an L, but his record is still 6-4 and he is in first place in his division. McCaffrey continues to miss time, which sucks for Matt. Russell Wilson had an uncharacteristically bad game and I don’t expect that to happen again.
Recap by: Brandon
⭐Match-Up MVP⭐
Josh Allen
61.36 pts