You Fant Touch This

Manager: Jake

Pick: 1st

Jakekline18 struggled mightily this offseason choosing his keeper. He went with RB Ezekiel Elliott in hopes he would get a later pick in the draft. That was not the case, and he received the #1 pick and subsequently beat his meat for 2 days like it owed him a little RB out of Stanford and 400+ points. Unfortunately he was unable to get the overall best non QB player in RB Christian McCaffrey. In the second round he took a small risk by taking RB James Conner over RB Le’Veon Bell in hopes that Conner will bounce back now that the Steelers will have a passing game again. Jakekline18 was not going to make the same mistake he made the previous year, and drafted QB Dak Prescott in the 3rd round securing the #2 fantasy QB in 2019. With consecutive picks in the 4th and 5th You Fant Touch This drafted WRs Stefon Diggs and T.Y. Hilton which made GonzoFive0 say “ When you took them back to back i felt a pain equivalent to a pregnancy scare”. Well next time Jakekline18 will pull out. Jakekline18 was surprised to see WR Jarvis Landy available in the 6th round when he out performed his counterpart WR Odell Bekham Jr. in 2019 who went in the 2nd round to Rosenthal Sports. Jakekline18 next pick was a reach and might be his biggest regret since he took RB Zack Moss and left a proven veteran RB named Tarik Cohen on the board. His only hope with Moss is that lead back RB Devin Singletary loses the job because of fumbles. In the late rounds Jakekline18 was able to secure a solid IDP in LB Jordan Hicks who was 3rd in tackles in 2019 and possible breakout candidate TE Noah Fant. Maybe he chose the team name You Fant Touch This because he’s afraid of being raped in this league again….only time will tell.

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