⚠️Commissioner Message⚠️
First of all, I apologize for no recap last week. It was a crazy week indeed, but we are back for Week 4, so let’s f*ckin do this!
After 4 Weeks of NFL action, we have a clearer picture of what our league is going to look like. Victor is still undefeated, we have a cluster in the middle, and the two winless teams finally got dubs. This week was a wild one, all thanks to COVID. The Titans/Steelers game was postponed to Week 7, Cam Newton got COVIDand is out 1-2 weeks, the PRESIDENT got COVID, and the Chiefs/Pats game got moved to Tuesday, then back to Monday. Did I miss anything?
We have two teams that have scored 800+ (one is 3-1, while one is 1-3), and we have five teams at 2-2. Week 5 should provide some separation, but for now, enjoy being close to each other virtually.
We start today’s recap with the closest game and ending with the biggest blowout. Enjoy the recaps!
-The Commish
Standings
| Team | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|
| You Fant… | 3-1 | 814 |
| Bald Mambas | 3-1 | 773 |
| The Dirty Birdies | 2-2 | 687 |
| KFC | 1-3 | 804 |
| All of a Sutton | 1-3 | 689 |
| Dunderball | 1-3 | 639 |
| Sc0p3 | 1-3 | 566 |
| Total | 12-16 | 4,972 |
| Team | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|
| Ruggs Burns | 4-0 | 743 |
| Maholmes | 3-1 | 772 |
| LJ Will… | 2-2 | 718 |
| FlyEaglesFly | 2-2 | 712 |
| Murdermarx | 2-2 | 694 |
| Fresh Prince.. | 2-2 | 666 |
| Winging It All… | 1-3 | 629 |
| Total | 16-12 | 4,934 |
Team Performances
Most Points
Kevin’s Famous Chili
259.20
Fewest Points
The Dirty Birdies
108.80
Win Streak
Ruggs Burns
4
Week 4 MVP
⭐Dak Prescott, QB⭐
You Fant Touch This

88.3 Points (39.7% of team total)
41/58, 502 yards, 4 TD
2 att, 12 yards
WIN
Top Performers
| Player | Points | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dak Prescott | 88.3 |
| 2 | Tom Brady | 70.5 |
| 3 | Aaron Rodgers | 64.6 |
| 4 | Teddy Bridgewater | 55.2 |
| 5 | Derek Carr | 54.4 |
RB
Joe Mixon
42.1
KFC
WR
O. Beckham Jr
42.4
KFC
TE
George Kittle
40.1
KFC
DEF
Kansas City
29.0
Philly Special
K
Randy Bullock
17.0
Bald Mambas
IDP
Roquon Smith
15.0
MurderMarx